“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network. […] It’s 24-hour-a-day food porn. I always pretended I was going to learn to cook, but now I realise I just like watching other people doing it. Over here, we’ve got a couple of shows, you know, the sort with someone like Anthony Worrall-Thompson being slightly obnoxious, but, in America, it’s so much bigger. I’ve watched the food network for, like, five hours on the trot.” (x)
actual perfect human being Hugh Dancy
mads mikkelsen as luciferHis eyes glitter, bright and burning, looking up from The Pit. He fell. Oh, but how he fell, how it hurt.They abandoned him. HE, HE cast him out, thought to— No. No more tears. Tears are what they want. And he will never, ever be what they want. (x)
the most glorious of archangels the rebel. the serpent.
created to fall. created to rebel. the morningstar created to cast and then consume the shadow for the kingdom of heaven, as the dark side of the coin of creation, flipped around by a despot god.
lucifer no longer traded in petty currencies of good and evil any more. they are scaffoldings to a rotten cathedral glimmering with ambition and power, and he will not stop til he has scaled to the very top.
he knows better than anyone how far the fall can be - and now he will rise higher than the creator had ever even intended.
suggested by the evil overlord villainyandgoodcheekbones
I’m so into this.
Dogfish Head’s Randall [Photograph: Bernt Rostad on Flickr] Interested in pushing beers to the boundaries of flavor, several years ago the folks at Dogfish Head created a device called Randall the Enamel Animal. This device connects a keg faucet…
I NEED TO TRY THIS
I don’t really drink coffee anymore, so my French press has just been sitting around…
“Stopping was death. Stopping meant you’d given up and turned the keys of the world over to other people. The only option for a creative person was constant motion—a lifetime of busy whirligigging in a generally forward direction, until you couldn’t do it any longer.”
—Meg Wolitzer, The Interestings
Stan is now the best character on the show
this book is like my life
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
And in my email inbox is a nice little note from my uni confirming that I have graduated.
I never have to take another university course again, deal with midterms, finals, papers of any sort, and am surprised that I’m glad to be done with all of the above.
/gives you all the alcohol